me: This is a headline on cnn.com
Man calls 911 over missing juice box
Sonya: he must've been on the shrooms
me: "the shrooms"
you sound like a paranoid mother
me: holy crow
she looks like some kind of exotic model
w her hair and makeup and shite
ps. sorry for saying holy crow
Referring to a man who has been just awful all morning.. just awful...
Sonya: whoo is he on the phone with
i hope it's not the job he thinks he's getting
me: why, is he acting unprofessional
nm
strike the question
This next one is a toughie, because Son & I were chatting and talking simultaneously....
A man walks in and says he needs a job, I ask for his SSN to verify that he has an account with us, and he gets a little testy and accuses me of trying to steal his identity...
me: yep
no job
trying to steal your identity
Sonya: this guy?
me: yes
He leaves the room for a few moments because he receives continuous text messages.. how do I know? Bc his alert is a man's voice screaming, "MESSAGE! MESSAGE! MESSAGE!"
me: im going to murder this guy.
Sonya: hahah
I give him a generic black pen to write down his SSN. I happen to be writing with a purple pen that was given to me yesterday by a customer. He asks why he is being discriminated against and why I get the good pens and give him the shitty ones. I told him it was a gift. He is unhappy.
Sonya: put your pen in your pocket
me: i know.. i am not amused by this guys antics
He gets more messages and walks towards the door...
me: is he leaving
please be leaving
Sonya: nope
what areyou even doing for him
me: handing him a job
wrapped up in a bow
with no effort
Now we are just taking cheap shots
Sonya: look at his shorts
they are down to his ankles
me: culottes
Sonya: with his socks and sandals
This is when I start to unravel
me: that lady who kept saying excuse me is so obnoxious
she came up to me several times last week w several diff job orders printed out
Sonya: what did she want you to do with them
me: and was like... how do you apply
and i literally.. read them aloud
and pointed my finger along the whole thing
while reading
and i kept saying. yea each one tells you how to apply
at the bottom
and still she continued to bring me each one and ask
Sonya: maybe she can't read
me: waste of my talent!!!
type in the fucking address!!!!!! AHHHHH
12 pm cant come soon enough!!
That last message was sent at 11:14 AM on Thursday... the really sad part is that you can see it coming....
me: something about this week
is just... testing me
everyone who comes in here wants a handout!
***Sent at 10:57 AM on Thursday***
Sigh.
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