Matt is one of my good friends from college who, at one point, lived in a frat house right down the street from my house. He wasn't in the frat, he was just a boarder there, so don't judge! I don't know how many nights I would get home from the bar anywhere from 12 AM to 3 AM and he would message me and say COME OVER!! and I would be like I'm way too tired. And then somehow I'd wind up over there anyway. I had some of my best "college" memories in that house. Here's Part 1.
me: matt
Matt: hey gyps
whats up
me: well im really bored at work
friday is always really slow
and i have been reading this site called texts from last night
and its just like... funny text messages people sent when theyre drunk
and its causing me to reminisce about my college days
and i thought of you
and some of my fonder/drunker memories in your room at the frat house
Matt: you remember playin mario kart till sunrise at the ol' frat house?
me: yes, that was one of the memories i had!
and we were all wearing aviators
for some reason
and passing around a water bottle w tequila in it
Matt: yeh ..off the wall
some of those memories are blurry, but quality memories anyway
i gotta go to annapolis and get a new phone... i'll talk to you later on
me: oh man
you suck!
i had a sack full of memories i wanted to throw at you
Matt: hah gimme a couple more real quick
me: ok
"studying" in the library
but actually you were just calling me on the weird phone line for deaf people
Matt: HAHAH
There was a library in the frat house that just consisted of a room with some random books. I went over there several times to study for finals. I guess I never learned my lesson from the previous study session that I wasn't going to get anything done. I had my laptop out on the desk and was trying to study when I got a phone call from a random number. I didn't answer but I did look at it and ask "Who do I know with the area code XXX?" Matt and his friend are giggling like little girls at their computer. We ended up calling this place and having conversations with each other on Matt's phone and my computer. It was weird. But funny.
me: parallel llama sex
A clip we found online during yet another one of our "study sessions" shows 2 llamas getting it on while some creepy announcer is playing romantic music and giving us a play by play. At one point he described how the llamas' necks were perfectly parallel. Good observational skills.
me: beer pong in your basement at like... 5 am
beer pong in your attic
and throwing fake money around
for some reason
Matt: haha all good memories... i cant remember the fake money one
me: i had it from another party
and i left the party and tried to get food at cp diner
and the service was really slow
and apparently i was really rude
and loud
and my friend took me away
and i came over and had all this fake money. and i left it at your place
and the next day you were like .. theres all this fake money in my attic
I was at some kind of Mardi Gras party and the person who had collected the most fake money at the end won a prize. I lost interest in collecting money after I realized the people with the most were the girls who were flashing guys for fake money. That's a new low.
me: you and ell yelling at girls out the window walk of shame
then calling me on my way home and yelling walk of shame
Matt: that was the best
so shameful
Matt and his roommate would yell out "Walk of shame!" to any girl walking by their window, any time of day. Once a girl yelled back "I'm going to class, asshole!" They got embarrassed and hid from her. One time after having stayed the night there, I woke up and walked myself down the street back to my home. My phone rings and I see that it's Matt calling. I think, Oh no! Did I forget my wallet or keys or something? I answer. He yells "Walk of shame!" and hangs up.
me: having the frat rushes give me "compliments"
and having to drink beer while doing situps
if theirs sucked
and giving up my pink sock for their scavenger hunt
Matt: okay.. hold on to the rest of teh memories.. and i'll give you mine at a later date
me: okay
hahahahha
hope that put a smile on your face!
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