I think I can make it 2 more days

I am so ready to leave my job. I only have 2 days of work left and I am wondering how I am going to last that long. I really love my co-workers and the work is fine, but I have a sneaky suspicion that my boss is displeased that I am leaving, and that he's taking it out on me.

First, there was what I like to call the Pajama Debaucle of '09... see previous blogs for more info. The short version is that I wore a super cute outfit to work, he deemed it inappropriate, but instead of sending me home to change, he made jokes about my outfit looking like pajamas and then proceeded to beat these hilarious jokes into the ground for the rest of the day. The next day I wore a button up shirt and tried to button it up to my neck out of spite but stupid Banana Republic is too fashion conscious to allow for that. No buttons went up that high.

Next there was the Spanish class that never was. I take a one hour Conversational Spanish class once a week which I really look forward to every Thursday. A lot of our staff is out this week so I was pulled from the class to cover the lab during the one hour time slot. I was really bummed out but I am leaving in 2 days so I understood the decision. When I mentioned it to Robin, she volunteered to take my spot in the lab so I could attend class. I was really excited until my boss decided to nix that idea. He said he was going to go ask Robin about switching with me, but in reality he told her that I was staying in the lab. Great.

So I sat here in the lab for one hour and helped 3 customers. And played sudoku. It was a roaring good time. Now I know why people in isolation go insane.

Now it's Friday and I have been scheduled to work in the lab all day. That's the third strike. Actually he doesn't make the schedules but it's easier for me to blame him. So RARRR!

There have been so many terrible, terrible customers filtering in and out of this place over the last week but I just can't seem to keep track of them all. Mostly a lot of people who know how to read when it's convenient for them and never any other time. And people who are mad about getting money for free. What's that about? It's wack.

In other news, I am moving in one week! I am really excited about moving and starting law school. I have started packing up my winter clothes and some of my non-perishable foods, but I still have a long way to go.

Dennis steam-cleaned one of the rooms of the apartment last night and it smells like lavender now. Rad. Lavender smells waaaay better than cat pee... which is what it used to smell like, because my cat peed in my roommate's closet (oops, ok I will take credit for that one) and he didn't clean it up for 2 weeks (that one is alllll him). How he managed to live with the stench is beyond me, he must be a filthy creature himself.

I am going to take a break on this blog and start writing on my other super secret blog. I am in the makings of possibly maybe writing a book so I need to get crackin. I can't really divulge any more info about the book but I will keep this blog updated if anything big happens. We'll see. Fingers crossed!

Beignet

That last article left somewhat of a bad taste in my mouth regarding treatment of animals so I wanted to submit some pictures of my baby BEIGNET being forced to live in my household.

Dennis sleeps better when he is holding one of Benben's feet.

Beignet and I get intimate.

Beignet sleeps on his back with his tongue out :)

Beignet steals my pillow for himself.

Dennis and Benben embrace. Ben is totally into it.

Beignet gets ice cream stuck on his nose and becomes cross-eyed for a brief period.

PETA blows

Ok I have a big rant today... I kind of feel like I'm ripping off Family Guy's "Grind My Gears" segment from Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story, but I have seen and heard a few things lately that really... Boil My Blood! There now it's not copyright infringement. And I can make references to my latest fixation, True Blood, the HBO show about vampires. Ooda lally.

First and foremost - I hate PETA. But who doesn't? Pet owners, that's who. And they really should, or at least they should do a little more research before they start throwing their money at PETA without knowing the organization's true intentions and beliefs.

They have a section on their website just for kids, and I have here a direct quote from the site:

Are there animals being held hostage at your school, commonly known as “classroom pets” or “hatching experiments”? Do your teachers plan yearly field trips to the zoo or the circus? It’s your school, too, and that means that your voice counts, so speak up and let your teachers know that there are alternatives to animal exploitation.

Rabbits, mice, guinea pigs, frogs, parakeets, rats, snakes, fish, turtles, and countless other animals who are used as teaching "tools" or class "pets" are abused and neglected in school classrooms around the country. Students can and do learn about responsibility, animal behavior, and hands-on science without the presence of animals in their classrooms, and there are far more constructive ways to learn about living beings than by holding them captive in hazardous and neglectful school environments.

I agree that certain classroom environments could be hazardous to an animal’s health, but that shouldn’t apply to every classroom in the world. I feel like this is the same mentality that some ignorant Americans donned after 9-11, that Muslims and all Arab-looking people were terrorists.

Another PETA quote regarding the classroom pet travesty:

If no other classroom adopts the snails, teachers are instructed to "collect them in a bag, euthanize them by placing them in the freezer, and then dispose of them in the trash."

So what I’m getting from this is that euthanizing animals, regardless of method, is BAD? I’m not putting words in their mouth by drawing this conclusion, right? Ok. Now let’s make sure that PETA isn’t being hypocritical in this aspect…

Wait! Could it be? Ingrid Newkirk, the president of PETA, is quoted as saying “…sometimes the only kind option for some animals is to put them to sleep forever."

WOW. So to all of you teachers out there killing snails in the freezer, shame on you - unless you happen to work for PETA – then it’s considered a “kind option.”

Another point of contention is medical research that utilizes animal testing. PETA doesn’t believe that animal testing is beneficial because humans and animals are biologically different. In fact, not only is it not beneficial, but they go so far as to call it irrelevant! Never mind the countless diseases and conditions that have been cured or made treatable thanks to the benefits of animal testing.

People who “benefit” from this irrelevant testing are clearly abusing animals, for example, diabetics who must inject insulin daily. They shouldn’t be given any special treatment for any reason – they are just as cruel and despicable as anyone else who benefits from animal testing.

Oh wait… except for former PETA Vice President, Mary-Beth Sweetland, who just happens to be a diabetic. Interesting. So what are her views on the matter? Clearly she doesn’t think herself above the laws of PETA, except for the fact that she has “no qualms about it.” Yikes. And her infallible reasoning, her explanation of why she is in the right: “I don’t see myself as a hypocrite. I need my life to fight for the rights of animals.”

That is laughable. By that logic, any scientist who does animal testing could say "I'm not a hypocrite - I'm saving the lives of animal rights activists so it's okay." So if you aren't benefitting from a program, it's not acceptable. But once your life depends upon it, it's suddenly alright? Why is that? Could be because people from PETA are morons. See how I took the high road there??

But I digress. The incident that sparked this rant was contained in this crappy headline from... where else, CNN.com. The headline was something to the effect of Obama Kills a Fly. WOW, I thought, BREAKING NEWS!! I promptly forgot it and moved on, until this morning when I saw that PETA has made a big stink about Mr. President killing a fly. Click the link to see the massacre. Put your children to bed first though.

In conclusion, I hate PETA. And as my brother so eloquently puts it:

me: obama slapped a fly and killed it duringa n interview
and peta is freaking out.
dboywonder: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
shit ur pants peta
dying for publicity
i laff

One last quote from PETA president Ingrid Newkirk: "Pet ownership is an absolutely abysmal situation brought aboutby human manipulation."

That's right - all you pet owners sending money to PETA should know that if they had their way they would take your precious doggies and kitties and ferrets and whatever other freaky animals you own and liberate them to stop your oppression and manipulation.

Personally, I think it's really cute when my cat jumps off the bed he's been sleeping on all day and runs to the door to greet me when I get home from work. I absolutely love when he jumps up on his back legs to give me a kiss when I bend down and make kissy noises. And I don't know if I could fall asleep at night without him curled up next to me in the crook of my arm, where he jumps up right around bedtime every night.

But then again, those behaviors were brought about by my human manipulation, so maybe the love I feel for him (and I'd like to think he feels for me!) is all in my head. Hmm. That's a thinker. I'll mull it over while I pack my cat's bags and send him on his way to FREEEEDOOOOMMMMM.

Ingrid Newkirk with her photographer's dog. Excuse me, with her photographer's manipulated slave-dog. That's better.

I don't think Gmail knows me

Suggestion from my e-mail account:

French Fry Spam Casserole - Bake 30-40 minutes

RAVES!!! and rants.

BIG NEWS!!! My Pengs WON THE STANLEY CUP! Holy crap. I was screaming like I won the lottery. The game was intense, insane, violent, everything I could wish for in an amazing hockey game. And my boy Malkin won the MVP of the playoffs!

I couldn't have been happier... except for Maxime Talbot. He scored both goals, and Marc Andre Fleury held off the Redwings' goals to ONE. Oh man. If you aren't a hockey fan yet, you will be after you watch this game. AHHHHH!

Okay I'm calming down. News for today - I got chastised today for the outfit I wore to work. Apparently I do not look professional enough. I am wearing a Lilly Pulitzer dress and leggings to try to be more conservative and apparently, the leggings looks like "sweatpants" and make my outfit look like "pajamas." Wow. See I had my outfit all laid out and ready to go for today and I was excited about wearing my new dress. Now I hate this place and want to burn it down using my pajama dress as the wick on my molotov cocktail.

Ok I am just kidding I don't really want to burn the place down, in case anyone from Homeland Security is reading. Can never be too careful... Anyway here is a picture of my really crappy looking outfit.

Can you believe they let me in to work today? They didn't even ask me to surrender my 40 or my prison shank. I must have a trustworthy face.

Tomorrow I will have my revenge. Look for pictures.

FINALLY FRIDAY!!

Ok I know I said I would write another blog before I did more quotes but I LIED!!! MENTIROSA!!! That means liar in Spanish. I am learning so much from my 1 hr a week Conversational Spanish Class.

me: try finding the number to our mva. it cant be done
Sonya: i will
i can't find the number
me: yea i know
its effing ennoying
here is my dilemma ok
are you listening on the edge of your seat/!
im trying to get dennis a license w our new address on it by monday
Sonya: ohh
then i guess he should go in person
he might need the lease
me: we can get that i think
Sonya: ohh right
well i would still just call the mva to make sure you need it
me: THERES NO NUMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Meredith is mean when she's hungry...
Meredith: what should I have for lunch?
i forgot mine
me: uhhh
pizza
Meredith: haha
pizza/
i don't want no stinkin pizza
me: damn.
chinese food?
Meredith: nah
nothin near here
wait yes there is
I want a sandwich
k bitch?

Meredith: I need to get thsi for Stan
for his birthday/father's day
it's cookie monster
http://www.lids.com/pid/20104421
me: omg
perfect
haahhaha
Meredith: you see?
isn't it
and for $7 I can get hte American Flag on the side!

I don't feel so good...
me: i feel so shitty right now
all of a sudden
like i feel nauseous
i did mildly all day
but now i am like.. salivating
like pavlovs dogs

me: i am so hot
i think im like
going to pass out
i wonder if i should go running
maybe i will take a nap when i go home
and go running later at dusk or something
Sonya: um i would not go running if you feel nauseous
me: i know i dont want to
but i cant break my streak!
Sonya: just do it tmw
or make dennis go with you in case you pass out in the woods

Sonya: anyway she needs to invite him on a group outing or something where none of the group shows up
and FAST
me: lol
a trap
sounds romantic

Sonya: oh man i have peed three times today
for like 2 min straight
me: lol
like opening a dam
is the visual im getting
Sonya: one time..2 people came and left before i was done
me: lol
like austin powers
Sonya: yes
me: Evacuation Compl-
Evacuation Compl-

Meredith: you really need to start
reading
wwtdd.com
maybe not at work
but at home
and tell dennis
cause it's hilarious
mostly just today's headline
"Kate Gosellin is the devil"
me: hahahaha
Meredith: 3o
more
minutes
I
cannot
live
like
this!
me: CANT LIVE LIKE THIS
see that phone know your true identity
Meredith: i know
or now
my identity has changed
50 years from now
don't you want to be able to say
you had the courage
to get in the car?
me: what the hell
are you high
Meredith: .....lots of
transformers
previews on tv
right now
Shia LaDoofa
all over my TV
Poor megan fox
having to make out with that everyday
it was probably like blah-blah-blah-smooch-smooch-smoohc
me: mere
i dont know how to say this
but i have to go
dont call me anymore
Meredith: duly noted

Meredith: why is fergie so dang uggo

I know lately my blog has consisted of a lot of conversations between me and friends that I find really amusing, so I hope someone else is finding them amusing too. I am going to post a couple more today but I promise I am going to write an actual blog later today. After lunch.. I made a smoothie so I will have the energy to describe my days and make funny observations.

me: robin
i didnt get a good look
notsure if yo have the angle
but i think the guy in the back corner is doing more lady searching than job searching
Robin: you're right - i'll play police woman

me: lord.
why do people come here to do thisis there a sign outside that says meet other singles!
Sonya: and tell them you're doing it from the job market!
me: seriously

Robin: what is wrong with people??!! does this place look like a dating service? When i told him he had to get off that site he looked at me as though i was asking him to cut off his arm. Now he is over there doing his banking. Again, what is wrong with people??!!
he must be in here bc he has no where else to go
me: sad.
are you playing patrolling guard
Robin: was it that obvious?
me: yes
the only way you could have looked more natural is if you had a nightstick and a flashlight
and your id badge of course
Robin: i wanted to make sure that i was giving fair cop treatment to everyone

me: dude
dude
do you hear me freaking out
Sonya: ..no
me: oh well. my vacuum cleaner is ready at walmart!!!!!!!!!
Sonya: lol
can i borrow that when we move!
ours i'm pretty sure spits stuff back out
me: yea im going to use it tonight
ill let you know how it works
Sonya: vacuum party
me: WOOOooot
maybe we could create a new drink
called
the vacuum.
youre in charge of that
Sonya: idk about that
me: what
it could be like when you tape 2 two liters together
and swirl like a tornado
we could watch it swirl around
then poke a hole in it
and pour it out
eh??
i feel like im that only one doing the work in this thing.
Sonya: that seems like a lot of work..
me: dangit sonya.
this vacuum is going to save you a lot of work.
the least you could do is meet it in the middle
oh my god.
i just realized i said woot.
8 minutes pass
me: if you dont get more involved in this i might have to withhold the vacuum

me: did you see the good reads thing i sent you
Meredith: yeaaa
dammit
I just quit good reads
I was saying I really liked this book over the weekend
and it was 600 pages
(in my head, that's long!)
the book was good
if you want it
Middlesex
have you read anythign good lately?
(maybe I should just join good reads and find out haha)
me: yesss
Meredith: Middlesex was about a hermaphrodite
me: nice.
my fav
Meredith: hahah
yea
me too!
jk
is jamie lee curtis
really a hermaphrodite?
me: i think so
Meredith: but how do you know
i mean
I need some sources
hahahah
i'm trying find this out on line
me: haha
people it up
Meredith: i'm trying to "wiki" it
but nothing
I put in hermaphrodite hoping it would give me a list of famous people
thisis all I could find.....
In South Park Season 2 Episode 2, Dr. Mephisto reveals that Mrs. Cartman is a hermaphrodite.[4]
me: lol
i would be careful typing that in at work lol
Meredith: true....

me: have you been reading my blog lately
Meredith: dammit
no
hold on
I will do it now
dammit
hahahaha
me: my dad asked me for the link at dinner on sunday
Meredith: eeeeeeeeeeee
did you give it to him?
do not let TBT
have that
give him a link to like
Time.com
and be like, yup
that's all me
I'm just that smart
timemagazine.com I mean
me: hahahahhahaha
i gave it to him
he knows im planning a book about the bomb
he wont show it to her
Meredith: Good
da bomb
me: i wish it didnt come off sounding like a compliment
Meredith: it's not
it's circa-1990
only Donald Fasion says it now

Meredith: blegh
I'm so poor right now
I hate this
This guy owes me $30
and I'm like, hiiiii
hiii
but I'm not saying anything
cause I don't want to seem
so...
needy? desperate?
but am trying to go to happy hour today
and that $30
sure would help

Discussing twin issues...
Meredith: at least they're not conjoined twins
always gotta look on the sunny side of things meghan

Sonya: i might go to subway
me: oh right
that would be a good idea.
hey! forget the sub, get the p'zone! its a whole pound of food! its like awhole pizza for one person!!!
Sonya: no!
me: lol
Sonya: that is bad
me: have you seen all those ridiculous commercials
its like.. every other commercial is pioneering healthy food
and pizza hut is like forget that, stuff your face!!
Sonya: hahah
me: dennis said he tried one and it was gross anyway
Sonya: really
me: yes
Sonya: hm
i do like stromboli..
me: go to subway
eat fresh.

me: dude
have you ever seen the commercials for like.. joes crab shack
marykristen: ahahah yeah
so random
me: im talking to mer about one
marykristen: hahahaha
i havent seen all the commercials
but iw il be on the look out
me: yea they are like seductively cracking these lobsters and shit into the camera
and i was like damn taht girl is dolled up
marykristen: ive only seen the ones where they have this plates with a cover ont hem
and theguy goes to the girl
come on take your top off
and shes like whaaat
but he means take the cover off your plate
stupid
me: yea
she is like
WHAT
ok!
TAKE IT OFF
WOOOO
whore
marykristen: i know
total dubarry

Why does everyone think my dad is a square?
me: im sending my dad the link to my blog
Sonya: haha
do you have to sensor
me: no
he's cool.

Regarding my work ethic:
Kendall: I feel as tho I need to make you a tshirt stating just that "NO ASSHOLE! I> CAN'T!" or perhaps I should reverse the obama logo and make it say "NO WE> CAN'T"
Me: YES> I CAN> WEAR THAT T SHIRT!!! i need to just make a whole drawer full ofsignsand hold up the appropriate ones. "nothing in life is free!" "i want to behere just as much as you do.... NOT AT ALL!!" "i get to have my drink inhere bc im not a fumbling bumbling idiot"... anywho. son and i are planningon going out for margaritas tonight, you comin???
Kendall: Probably...gotta get a nap in there but should be able to handle that between 5 and 8
Me: if you cant find time to sleep bn 5 and 8 you dont deserve the salt on therim of the margarita glass.

I hate Geico

Meredith: My workload is really slow today
I'm knockin on wood
there is always somethign to do
but today...no one is hounding me
I feel like I need to go do
something
My pile to file
is sitting behind me
and i keep looking over my shoulder at it
like itis giving me the stare down

Meredith: I have go go
these piles are staring me down
I always feel likkkkkkkke
someone is watttttttching me

me: dude
i made a smoothie
are you proud of me
Meredith: yes!
is it good?
where is it now?
me: lol in my belly
i made it yesterday w banana strawberry honey plain yogurt and ice
and i drank some of it
then i put the rest in a nalgene bottle and froze it
Meredith: you aresmart
you have a blender?
me: no i put it in a big ziploc bag and stomped on it w some stilettos
Meredith: shut up
really?
shut up
...
really?
me: lol no
i have a blender
Meredith: I do too
but it sucks
so I wanted to know if that worked
the stiletto thing
cause I would try it
me: hahahhahha
of course you did
but you know you would make neel put on the stilettos
and be like
Meredith: slap slap slap!
lol
me: I WANT 3 CUBES CRUSHED
2 WHOLE
1 HALVED
Meredith: use the potato masher please!

Put a Cork In It!

Right before I was to start my afternoon shift in the lab today, I heard my co-worker mention that the lab had been "swamped" that morning. I think that may have influenced my attitude upon entering the lab at 12:00pm. I have been here for one hour and ten minutes and I'm already ready to bring back classroom beatings with a ruler.

I am quite literally trying to quietly meditate right now, breathing in and out slowly, trying to imagine all of these people bent over my knee so I can "slap, slap, slap!" (courtesy of Meredith). I am trying to keep my patience for the ones that are unwillfully ignorant and who truly need my help, and for some reason also trying to keep my patience for the lazy asses around here as well. I think I am being a lot more curt today than usual though. Here's a look into how my day is going...

me: kendall is emailing me asking me how work is doing today
and its really busy and im stressing out
i said:
We might as well have a sign outside that says "free stripper with every paper printed" there are so many effing people here today and their ages are all higher than their IQs. MY GOD.

That summarizes my feelings for the entire day, and here is a continuation just for fun...
Meredith: hahahhahahah\
THere is an article in the WashPost today
titled
"Are you too dumb to have kids"
lol
and I laughed cause I was like HELL YEA
but then I read it
and it's about people with low IQ
having their kids taken away
me: wow
good idea. too bad they couldnt be more proactive
Meredith: who?
oh
you mean
like
stop it
before the kid comes out?
me: YES
put a cork in it.
figuratively
Meredith: all the single ladies
all the single ladies
put a cork in it!
oh oh oh oh
hahah
what is the lyrics to that song?
me: lolololol
i dont remember any corks.
put your hands up
oh oh o h
Meredith: ohhh

When O When will this workday end??

The Penguins won last night bringing the Stanley Cup Finals to 2-2!! Game 5 is tomorrow night in Detroit so the Redwings will have that advantage, but the Penguins are coming off of a hot streak so they have an advantage as well.

Malkin played pretty well last night, he dropped the ball on a couple of breakaways but overall he and the rest of the team had a great game with a final score of 4-2. It was definitely a nail biter! And of course Jay came in this morning with his usual "How bout them Pengys!" I think he is the only one who is using my newly patented nickname "Pengys." It will catch on soon. :)

This work week seems like it has taken MONTHS to go by. I'm sitting here at 2pm wondering when 2 hours is going to pass. UGHHHH!!! Also - there are only like 2 people in the lab. Send me home!!!

I really wanted to see Land of the Lost tonight, but Dennis has a friend coming in from out of town and he might not be interested, or something, so we can't go? This is all Dennis talking, I'm just trying to paraphrase. Also - his friend is really bad with directions so he asked Dennis to text him directions for the 433 mile trip...with approximate mileage for each exit. Oh my lord! He was supposed to arrive at 7 am. I haven't heard from anyone yet so I'll have to wait to find out what time he actually arrived at his destination.

Conversations with People I Like

me: yea. i know
i dont know what my problem is
i think im going to abstain from drinking for awhile
Sonya: lol or just watch the intake
me: the last couple times i have had more than a few seems like bad things happen
i think i am going to stop for a month and see what happens
just as a social experiment
haha
Sonya: haven't you tried this before?
me: yea in college
for 3 weeks
Sonya: yeahh i remember
me: i fucked that up too
but i went to see mer within that time frame
so.. i figured. different zip code
Sonya: oh yeah
totally ok
me: i know
and somehow my competitors in the no drinking pact were none the wiser
you know why
guilty conscience
they both broke it several times
it ended up being pointless
but im doing it!
startiiiiingggg now
8:32 am
Sonya: it seems like a bad idea
it will end worse
haha
me: wait
you think my not drinking thing is a bad idea?
Sonya: bc when it ends (or when you break it) it's already cursed to be disastrous
me: thanks for your faith in me

Sonya: soo chamaine just said some lady was in the lobby and said she had the swine flu
two people in the lab immediately got up and covered their faces with their shirts and pumped out a ton of hand sanitizer on their hands and left

Robin: this woman is too busy trying to listen to what you and aljanice are saying to pay attention to me
me: the one who approacheth now
?
Robin: she said she wanted to talk to carol torre. when i told her that carol ha d retired, she said does that mean she not here today

me: i wish there was some way i could objectify jobs so that i could fill up my file cabinet drawer with trinkets symbolizing jobs
Robin: good luck with that!
me: then when people walk in and say "i need a job" i can reach in the drawer and say "i happen to have some right here"
and then they will be like, wtf?
and ill be like you wanted the job w no work involved right
Robin: You could always use those free gifts in the cracker jack box or better yet happy meal toys
me: lol
how am i going to get happy meal toys
Robin: you do know that you can buy a happy meal and not be a little kid, right?

marykristen: whoever gets married first needs to get married here:
http://www.perrycabin.com/web/omic/inn_at_perry_cabin.jsp
its probably meghan.. so ill start looking into it.
me: it says thats the place from wedding crashers!
marykristen: it is!!
thats why you are getting married there
and its in st michaels
your hood
me: of course!
lol my hood
me: dude
my coworker said she heard of that place and that it is mucho dinero!!
marykristen: okay well you are getting married in st michaels but we could compromise on a venue

me: i feel like my eyes are oozing
Sonya: do you have pink eye
me: no
i dont think so
but thats what i thought of this morning
it might also be that i keep touching my eye tho

me: yesterday he called me little dude
Robin: He does realize that you are a female?
me: blurgh
not sure
ambiguous i guess
Robin: shouldn't that be dudette?
me: no
i heard that was the hair on an elephants butt.
and i do not want to be associated with that
Robin: No I can see that wouldn't be a good thing

me: i think i have the worst coffee breath in the world
and its not even hot coffee
Sonya: weird
are you trying not to breath on people
me: lol
idk maybe they dont deserve my mercy

me: man
i cant wait to get home and go running again.
Sonya: really
it's so hot
you should run inside
lol
me: no not at all. but maybe i can convince myself that its fun
i was about to say i am so not looking forward to it
and then i ws like hmm...
so.. ill let you know if it works.
i only wash my hair every other day but i feel like this run is going to change that

me: im looking at vacuum cleaners
and i just cant decide what i want
besides bagless
Sonya: the dyson ball
except it's like $500
me: I KNOW
ugh
im looking at it now
like a poor child looking in the window of a puppy shop
Sonya: is it lightweight
me: 11.6 lbs
F YEA
THATS WHAT MY CAT WEIGHS
EXACTLY
Sonya: WHAT
your cat is fat
me: its all muscle
and baby fat.

me: dude
im getting my picture taken today
Sonya: g*** said to look nice
me: yikes
yea i know. then he didnt tell brian to bring in his camera
so i got all nice
and g*** came in and was talking to me about it like it was new news
and i was like yea i know.
so brian is going home at lunch to get the camera
Sonya: omg
hahaha
me: i know
Sonya: this is life or death
now or never
me: i know
i was like you better take it today
you said to look nice so i took pains to
tmw im coming to work in a burlap sack
and then later greg was like ok the picture will be taken after lunch. try to look nice. you have to wear clothes
i was like.. uh
what
he was trying to say that in response to my burlap sack comment
but it was 20 minutes late
and didnt go over well

Meredith: the thing on my car
the check engine lightis broken
can you believe that?
nothing wrong with it
just BROKEN
just goes off
so I always think there is osmethign wrong with the car
it's like the computer sensor
me: hahah cant you get THAT fixed
Meredith: tha'ts what is $700
!
such bullshit
me: daaaang
Meredith: it's the oxgyen censor?b
me: and what the hell is an oxygen censor
Meredith: I dunno
i guess it tells you
...something
about O in your car?
god
waht's with the hard questions?
i have a caffiene headache!
and my finances are in dissary
dissaray
disray
!
ophj980reo

me: holy crap, i am loving this pandora thing
i cant believe i didnt have it until june 5 2009.

Sonya: OMG SPICE GIRLS JUST CAME ON MY DISNEY STATION
HAHAHHAHA

Meredith: did you get my package yet?
I put it in the mail at 5 pm yesterday
me: no mere

Triste Penguino!

The Penguins are 0-2 in the Stanley Cup finals. That makes me a sad Penguin.

Tonight is game 3. I'm hoping desperately that the Pengys will get their act together and put the Redwings away. I definitely respect their team - they have talented players and they have shaken the Penguins' offense. I think the Penguins have matured since last year's face-off and that even if they don't win, the scores for each game should be closer. 8:00 tonight on VS! Root for the Pengys!