I know lately my blog has consisted of a lot of conversations between me and friends that I find really amusing, so I hope someone else is finding them amusing too. I am going to post a couple more today but I promise I am going to write an actual blog later today. After lunch.. I made a smoothie so I will have the energy to describe my days and make funny observations.
me: robin
i didnt get a good look
notsure if yo have the angle
but i think the guy in the back corner is doing more lady searching than job searching
Robin: you're right - i'll play police woman
me: lord.
why do people come here to do thisis there a sign outside that says meet other singles!
Sonya: and tell them you're doing it from the job market!
me: seriously
Robin: what is wrong with people??!! does this place look like a dating service? When i told him he had to get off that site he looked at me as though i was asking him to cut off his arm. Now he is over there doing his banking. Again, what is wrong with people??!!
he must be in here bc he has no where else to go
me: sad.
are you playing patrolling guard
Robin: was it that obvious?
me: yes
the only way you could have looked more natural is if you had a nightstick and a flashlight
and your id badge of course
Robin: i wanted to make sure that i was giving fair cop treatment to everyone
me: dude
dude
do you hear me freaking out
Sonya: ..no
me: oh well. my vacuum cleaner is ready at walmart!!!!!!!!!
Sonya: lol
can i borrow that when we move!
ours i'm pretty sure spits stuff back out
me: yea im going to use it tonight
ill let you know how it works
Sonya: vacuum party
me: WOOOooot
maybe we could create a new drink
called
the vacuum.
youre in charge of that
Sonya: idk about that
me: what
it could be like when you tape 2 two liters together
and swirl like a tornado
we could watch it swirl around
then poke a hole in it
and pour it out
eh??
i feel like im that only one doing the work in this thing.
Sonya: that seems like a lot of work..
me: dangit sonya.
this vacuum is going to save you a lot of work.
the least you could do is meet it in the middle
oh my god.
i just realized i said woot.
8 minutes pass
me: if you dont get more involved in this i might have to withhold the vacuum
me: did you see the good reads thing i sent you
Meredith: yeaaa
dammit
I just quit good reads
I was saying I really liked this book over the weekend
and it was 600 pages
(in my head, that's long!)
the book was good
if you want it
Middlesex
have you read anythign good lately?
(maybe I should just join good reads and find out haha)
me: yesss
Meredith: Middlesex was about a hermaphrodite
me: nice.
my fav
Meredith: hahah
yea
me too!
jk
is jamie lee curtis
really a hermaphrodite?
me: i think so
Meredith: but how do you know
i mean
I need some sources
hahahah
i'm trying find this out on line
me: haha
people it up
Meredith: i'm trying to "wiki" it
but nothing
I put in hermaphrodite hoping it would give me a list of famous people
thisis all I could find.....
In South Park Season 2 Episode 2, Dr. Mephisto reveals that Mrs. Cartman is a hermaphrodite.[4]
me: lol
i would be careful typing that in at work lol
Meredith: true....
me: have you been reading my blog lately
Meredith: dammit
no
hold on
I will do it now
dammit
hahahaha
me: my dad asked me for the link at dinner on sunday
Meredith: eeeeeeeeeeee
did you give it to him?
do not let TBT
have that
give him a link to like
Time.com
and be like, yup
that's all me
I'm just that smart
timemagazine.com I mean
me: hahahahhahaha
i gave it to him
he knows im planning a book about the bomb
he wont show it to her
Meredith: Good
da bomb
me: i wish it didnt come off sounding like a compliment
Meredith: it's not
it's circa-1990
only Donald Fasion says it now
Meredith: blegh
I'm so poor right now
I hate this
This guy owes me $30
and I'm like, hiiiii
hiii
but I'm not saying anything
cause I don't want to seem
so...
needy? desperate?
but am trying to go to happy hour today
and that $30
sure would help
Discussing twin issues...
Meredith: at least they're not conjoined twins
always gotta look on the sunny side of things meghan
Sonya: i might go to subway
me: oh right
that would be a good idea.
hey! forget the sub, get the p'zone! its a whole pound of food! its like awhole pizza for one person!!!
Sonya: no!
me: lol
Sonya: that is bad
me: have you seen all those ridiculous commercials
its like.. every other commercial is pioneering healthy food
and pizza hut is like forget that, stuff your face!!
Sonya: hahah
me: dennis said he tried one and it was gross anyway
Sonya: really
me: yes
Sonya: hm
i do like stromboli..
me: go to subway
eat fresh.
me: dude
have you ever seen the commercials for like.. joes crab shack
marykristen: ahahah yeah
so random
me: im talking to mer about one
marykristen: hahahaha
i havent seen all the commercials
but iw il be on the look out
me: yea they are like seductively cracking these lobsters and shit into the camera
and i was like damn taht girl is dolled up
marykristen: ive only seen the ones where they have this plates with a cover ont hem
and theguy goes to the girl
come on take your top off
and shes like whaaat
but he means take the cover off your plate
stupid
me: yea
she is like
WHAT
ok!
TAKE IT OFF
WOOOO
whore
marykristen: i know
total dubarry
Why does everyone think my dad is a square?
me: im sending my dad the link to my blog
Sonya: haha
do you have to sensor
me: no
he's cool.
Regarding my work ethic:
Kendall: I feel as tho I need to make you a tshirt stating just that "NO ASSHOLE! I> CAN'T!" or perhaps I should reverse the obama logo and make it say "NO WE> CAN'T"
Me: YES> I CAN> WEAR THAT T SHIRT!!! i need to just make a whole drawer full ofsignsand hold up the appropriate ones. "nothing in life is free!" "i want to behere just as much as you do.... NOT AT ALL!!" "i get to have my drink inhere bc im not a fumbling bumbling idiot"... anywho. son and i are planningon going out for margaritas tonight, you comin???
Kendall: Probably...gotta get a nap in there but should be able to handle that between 5 and 8
Me: if you cant find time to sleep bn 5 and 8 you dont deserve the salt on therim of the margarita glass.
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