FINALLY FRIDAY!!

Ok I know I said I would write another blog before I did more quotes but I LIED!!! MENTIROSA!!! That means liar in Spanish. I am learning so much from my 1 hr a week Conversational Spanish Class.

me: try finding the number to our mva. it cant be done
Sonya: i will
i can't find the number
me: yea i know
its effing ennoying
here is my dilemma ok
are you listening on the edge of your seat/!
im trying to get dennis a license w our new address on it by monday
Sonya: ohh
then i guess he should go in person
he might need the lease
me: we can get that i think
Sonya: ohh right
well i would still just call the mva to make sure you need it
me: THERES NO NUMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Meredith is mean when she's hungry...
Meredith: what should I have for lunch?
i forgot mine
me: uhhh
pizza
Meredith: haha
pizza/
i don't want no stinkin pizza
me: damn.
chinese food?
Meredith: nah
nothin near here
wait yes there is
I want a sandwich
k bitch?

Meredith: I need to get thsi for Stan
for his birthday/father's day
it's cookie monster
http://www.lids.com/pid/20104421
me: omg
perfect
haahhaha
Meredith: you see?
isn't it
and for $7 I can get hte American Flag on the side!

I don't feel so good...
me: i feel so shitty right now
all of a sudden
like i feel nauseous
i did mildly all day
but now i am like.. salivating
like pavlovs dogs

me: i am so hot
i think im like
going to pass out
i wonder if i should go running
maybe i will take a nap when i go home
and go running later at dusk or something
Sonya: um i would not go running if you feel nauseous
me: i know i dont want to
but i cant break my streak!
Sonya: just do it tmw
or make dennis go with you in case you pass out in the woods

Sonya: anyway she needs to invite him on a group outing or something where none of the group shows up
and FAST
me: lol
a trap
sounds romantic

Sonya: oh man i have peed three times today
for like 2 min straight
me: lol
like opening a dam
is the visual im getting
Sonya: one time..2 people came and left before i was done
me: lol
like austin powers
Sonya: yes
me: Evacuation Compl-
Evacuation Compl-

Meredith: you really need to start
reading
wwtdd.com
maybe not at work
but at home
and tell dennis
cause it's hilarious
mostly just today's headline
"Kate Gosellin is the devil"
me: hahahaha
Meredith: 3o
more
minutes
I
cannot
live
like
this!
me: CANT LIVE LIKE THIS
see that phone know your true identity
Meredith: i know
or now
my identity has changed
50 years from now
don't you want to be able to say
you had the courage
to get in the car?
me: what the hell
are you high
Meredith: .....lots of
transformers
previews on tv
right now
Shia LaDoofa
all over my TV
Poor megan fox
having to make out with that everyday
it was probably like blah-blah-blah-smooch-smooch-smoohc
me: mere
i dont know how to say this
but i have to go
dont call me anymore
Meredith: duly noted