I hate Geico

Meredith: My workload is really slow today
I'm knockin on wood
there is always somethign to do
but today...no one is hounding me
I feel like I need to go do
something
My pile to file
is sitting behind me
and i keep looking over my shoulder at it
like itis giving me the stare down

Meredith: I have go go
these piles are staring me down
I always feel likkkkkkkke
someone is watttttttching me

me: dude
i made a smoothie
are you proud of me
Meredith: yes!
is it good?
where is it now?
me: lol in my belly
i made it yesterday w banana strawberry honey plain yogurt and ice
and i drank some of it
then i put the rest in a nalgene bottle and froze it
Meredith: you aresmart
you have a blender?
me: no i put it in a big ziploc bag and stomped on it w some stilettos
Meredith: shut up
really?
shut up
...
really?
me: lol no
i have a blender
Meredith: I do too
but it sucks
so I wanted to know if that worked
the stiletto thing
cause I would try it
me: hahahhahha
of course you did
but you know you would make neel put on the stilettos
and be like
Meredith: slap slap slap!
lol
me: I WANT 3 CUBES CRUSHED
2 WHOLE
1 HALVED
Meredith: use the potato masher please!