Conversations with People I Like

me: yea. i know
i dont know what my problem is
i think im going to abstain from drinking for awhile
Sonya: lol or just watch the intake
me: the last couple times i have had more than a few seems like bad things happen
i think i am going to stop for a month and see what happens
just as a social experiment
haha
Sonya: haven't you tried this before?
me: yea in college
for 3 weeks
Sonya: yeahh i remember
me: i fucked that up too
but i went to see mer within that time frame
so.. i figured. different zip code
Sonya: oh yeah
totally ok
me: i know
and somehow my competitors in the no drinking pact were none the wiser
you know why
guilty conscience
they both broke it several times
it ended up being pointless
but im doing it!
startiiiiingggg now
8:32 am
Sonya: it seems like a bad idea
it will end worse
haha
me: wait
you think my not drinking thing is a bad idea?
Sonya: bc when it ends (or when you break it) it's already cursed to be disastrous
me: thanks for your faith in me

Sonya: soo chamaine just said some lady was in the lobby and said she had the swine flu
two people in the lab immediately got up and covered their faces with their shirts and pumped out a ton of hand sanitizer on their hands and left

Robin: this woman is too busy trying to listen to what you and aljanice are saying to pay attention to me
me: the one who approacheth now
?
Robin: she said she wanted to talk to carol torre. when i told her that carol ha d retired, she said does that mean she not here today

me: i wish there was some way i could objectify jobs so that i could fill up my file cabinet drawer with trinkets symbolizing jobs
Robin: good luck with that!
me: then when people walk in and say "i need a job" i can reach in the drawer and say "i happen to have some right here"
and then they will be like, wtf?
and ill be like you wanted the job w no work involved right
Robin: You could always use those free gifts in the cracker jack box or better yet happy meal toys
me: lol
how am i going to get happy meal toys
Robin: you do know that you can buy a happy meal and not be a little kid, right?

marykristen: whoever gets married first needs to get married here:
http://www.perrycabin.com/web/omic/inn_at_perry_cabin.jsp
its probably meghan.. so ill start looking into it.
me: it says thats the place from wedding crashers!
marykristen: it is!!
thats why you are getting married there
and its in st michaels
your hood
me: of course!
lol my hood
me: dude
my coworker said she heard of that place and that it is mucho dinero!!
marykristen: okay well you are getting married in st michaels but we could compromise on a venue

me: i feel like my eyes are oozing
Sonya: do you have pink eye
me: no
i dont think so
but thats what i thought of this morning
it might also be that i keep touching my eye tho

me: yesterday he called me little dude
Robin: He does realize that you are a female?
me: blurgh
not sure
ambiguous i guess
Robin: shouldn't that be dudette?
me: no
i heard that was the hair on an elephants butt.
and i do not want to be associated with that
Robin: No I can see that wouldn't be a good thing

me: i think i have the worst coffee breath in the world
and its not even hot coffee
Sonya: weird
are you trying not to breath on people
me: lol
idk maybe they dont deserve my mercy

me: man
i cant wait to get home and go running again.
Sonya: really
it's so hot
you should run inside
lol
me: no not at all. but maybe i can convince myself that its fun
i was about to say i am so not looking forward to it
and then i ws like hmm...
so.. ill let you know if it works.
i only wash my hair every other day but i feel like this run is going to change that

me: im looking at vacuum cleaners
and i just cant decide what i want
besides bagless
Sonya: the dyson ball
except it's like $500
me: I KNOW
ugh
im looking at it now
like a poor child looking in the window of a puppy shop
Sonya: is it lightweight
me: 11.6 lbs
F YEA
THATS WHAT MY CAT WEIGHS
EXACTLY
Sonya: WHAT
your cat is fat
me: its all muscle
and baby fat.

me: dude
im getting my picture taken today
Sonya: g*** said to look nice
me: yikes
yea i know. then he didnt tell brian to bring in his camera
so i got all nice
and g*** came in and was talking to me about it like it was new news
and i was like yea i know.
so brian is going home at lunch to get the camera
Sonya: omg
hahaha
me: i know
Sonya: this is life or death
now or never
me: i know
i was like you better take it today
you said to look nice so i took pains to
tmw im coming to work in a burlap sack
and then later greg was like ok the picture will be taken after lunch. try to look nice. you have to wear clothes
i was like.. uh
what
he was trying to say that in response to my burlap sack comment
but it was 20 minutes late
and didnt go over well

Meredith: the thing on my car
the check engine lightis broken
can you believe that?
nothing wrong with it
just BROKEN
just goes off
so I always think there is osmethign wrong with the car
it's like the computer sensor
me: hahah cant you get THAT fixed
Meredith: tha'ts what is $700
!
such bullshit
me: daaaang
Meredith: it's the oxgyen censor?b
me: and what the hell is an oxygen censor
Meredith: I dunno
i guess it tells you
...something
about O in your car?
god
waht's with the hard questions?
i have a caffiene headache!
and my finances are in dissary
dissaray
disray
!
ophj980reo

me: holy crap, i am loving this pandora thing
i cant believe i didnt have it until june 5 2009.

Sonya: OMG SPICE GIRLS JUST CAME ON MY DISNEY STATION
HAHAHHAHA

Meredith: did you get my package yet?
I put it in the mail at 5 pm yesterday
me: no mere