me: gfet brian!!!!!!!!!!!!
my typoes belie the urgency of my warning!
Kendall: Ok - Ill be sure to gfet him in a hurry
me: so my mom thought she was being funny or something
and gave me an early xmas present last night
it was a bustier
Kendall: why a bustier?
me: no idea
she always puts like.. bras and underwear in my stockings and has a 14 year old girl giggle fit when i take them out
so im sure this was epic for her
On napping...
Kendall: to be honest I'd be fine with rolling my jacket up as a pillow and using the floor.
me: oh how low you've sunk
for shame!
jk
i am seriously planning my evening around the nap i am taking when i get home
me: I feel like I am starting to crash and it is only 8 45
everyone gave me crap for not going out monday night and i was like.. i fell asleep at 8
my friend erik was like yea she put on "murder she wrote" and passed out
Kendall: lol
I know how you feel
I worked until 10:30 last night and then they all wanted to go out....I was like...Im an adult now. Have to go to work in the AM.....sucks to be me
me: i know
but i cant really say anything yet bc i haven't worked a full work week in a few months
so i can't be like
some of us have jobs, ok!
some of us have to go work tmw... we cant all fritter our time away at the bar!
although up until 2 weeks ago.. i could
Kendall: Answer the damn phone!
me: i did ho
the other one keeps ringing for some reason
remember that time way back when i called you a ho? im sorry.
me: oh no. i think i just saw the saddest thing ever
Kendall: ???
me: i emailed you
a picture
*actual picture sent*
me: lorraine told me i look like stevie wonder cuts my hair
Kendall: what??
me: lorraine was like what are you typing on the computer
i told her i was looking up the spanish word for devil
me: i microwaved my hot pocket for 1:30 with great success
Kendall: nice
me: yea. i am eating it w a knife and fork bc i am high society
Kendall: LOL
ok mr pitt
eating your snickers bar with a knife and fork
me: haha... how do you eat it... with your hands?!
Looking at a picture of me from a 1996 wedding:
me: that kid im dancing w is now 6 5 and plays QB for uconn
Kendall: lol
thats fun!!
me: yea he is actually my cousin
not just... that kid
On Ed and Melvin, the 70-something year old security guard:
me: ed and melvin are going to fight in the parking lot at 430 today
spread the word
Kendall: lol Y?
me: idk
actually
ed said he was a crotchety old man
and melvin was like
nuh uh i'm the crotchety old man around here
so i guess they are battling for the title
Kendall: hahaha
thats too funny
me: to make matters more confusing, ed just told me to bet on melvin
Kendall: i told melvin that I heard ed was more crotchety he said I doubt that very seriously
me: so my nose is running out of control
i have a tissue stuffed up my right nostril
and have to yank it out whenever someone walks by
Kendall: lol
me: also, i got dennis some proactiv and i tried it too
and it dried my face out
so my face is kind of red today
and a little yesterday
and when i went into gregs office him and becky were like
whats wrong
are you sick
i was like.. no... but THANKS!
although i am sick
but it was so awkward
Kendall: i can imagine
me: like they kept saying it looked like my face was puffy and i was ilke ok thanks. then they would awkwardly try to be like
noooo i mean like..
its like...
im like too late.
and i am planning on like.. trying to get the use down to once a day and maybe building it back up
so i can still try it out
but i didnt use it last night or this morning
and i thought it looked better
now im like
the elephant man, hidden away in my office
Kendall: aww
me: i know
look away im hideous!
now i have a little piece of tissue shoved up my nose i am hoping that no one will notice and i can leave it up there for awhile
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