Sonya: so i just took the "what alchoholic beverage suits you best" quiz, and i got...beer
wtf
hahah
me: lol
looks like youre a man'
s man
lololol
the first thing that came out was wrong
but then the follow up wasn't much better
me: where are you taking this quiz
Sonya: on fb
i'm obviously working hard
me: thats ok i wrote a novel on the blog
Sonya: you should prob take the quiz
lol
i didn't publish it though
i don't want people to know i do these things
ps. can you check your wall-feed to make sure these quizzes aren't getting published
Sonya: haha these quizzes are great
Your Result: British. You are sophisticated, well-mannered, polite and proper. You prefer negotiation over violence. You have a witty, sometimes wacky, sense of humor. As you resemble the people of Britain, you just might enjoy an evening of Monty python movies and fish and chips.
YES
this is my euro-persona
me: you resemble people of britain?
how so
bad teeth
ok i can see that
Sonya: hahah i had braces twice betch
me: man
i gotta go to the bathroom so much today
all this damn water
50 ounces already
im drinking it like the earth is running out
Sonya: areyou trying to drink 3 of those things
me: im trying to drink as many as it takes
5 minutes
Sonya: as it takes to do whatt??
me: i dont have an answer for that
me: kendall just texted me back and asked what ext im on up here
and i said:
im 103 i think but im in the bathroom right now bc im drinking like 8 gallons of water a day w this new water bottle and im a peeing machine. also i was in the middle of constructing an email to you when i caught this pee fever"
Sonya: hahah all from the toilet
typical
me: yea
i know
FML!!!!
Sonya: poor you
you pee too much
me: i think that since im not a drunken college student anymore
i could do
"gchats from this morning"
and that my apocolyptic rage from working w the public could translate to drunkenness
Sonya: lol
sounds good
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