Another timeless Mere story

Meredith: omg
I have to tell you about last night
me: uh oh
what happened
Meredith: well
Neel and Abbott were at Haydees
that place we took you and DD
(denden)
and I awsl ike, bring me back
a shrimp quesadilla!
and Neel had no money
me: oh yea whenever you say it i think youre misspelling hardees
hmmm sound yummy
Meredith: so Abbott was going to
have to pay
and Abbott I guess
(I think he was a little drunk)
was really torn
because I ALWAYS
ALWAYS
mooch food of him
or like
trickhim into buying me food
and I was like, don't worry about!
I have cash at home
(I didn't)
me: lol
Meredith: and Neel was like, dude, i'm vouching for her
like...he stood up for me
100%
if she says she has cash
she has cash
so they come home
and I gve him
$12 in nickels
lol
me: oh my god
Meredith: and he was SO MAD
me: did he hate you
Meredith: I'm sc ared
I'm really scared
I'm bringing cash home tonight
he didn't want the nickels
me: lol
WHAT
is he insane
does he hate nickels?!
Meredith: i know right
change is awesome
but also
apparently
neel was ike
'abbott, i swear
mere is not going to pay you in loose change"
and Neel was so mad too hahahaha cause he vouched for me
me: lol
what were you thinking
Meredith: I was thinking!
I want a delicious quesadilla!
me: you are terrible
Meredith: i know
i think i really have to change my ways
abbott
also accused me
of stealing the nickels from his room
but I didn't!
me: maybe thats why he didnt want nickels
he already has 200 nickels
Meredith: hahahha
Neel
saw me
coming up the stairs
with my sack full of change
and he just started laughing
he like
didn't know what to do
god it was so good