i drank a beer at home
and i was so paranoid
in there w him
Sonya: omg
why
me: i was telling him about the job order that you did and how i thought it was the same one i was supposed to do
and i said sonya put up this job ad this morning
and he was like "you mean job order"
and i think i like
froze like a deer in headlights
and was like uhh
yes
Sonya: like it matters! he knew what you meant
me: i know
i was like... BUSTED
for a second
but yea. idk i was just eating chips and salsa and i felt the urge
its friday
A little girl in the lab takes over Son's keyboard.
Sonya: nice
o9igg
l;.bn
hftgtwtteyryeytruyr767
me: when did you and this little munchkin become such good pals
Sonya: o-yutr6
gtu999ccccfdfhjhgur73eksyfekeirk9999
i don' tknow
she's been doing it with eveyrone in here
the lady behind her was sharing her earbuds with her
me: this girl got old fast
Sonya: yeah
really
me: shes just got her hand caught in the door
Sonya: omg
she is tough
she just wiped out
me: im going to hulk out
Sonya: lol
do it
me: no i like this shirt
Sonya: ohh ok
me: i am seeing red
in a bad way
isnt that weird
Sonya: what does that mean
me: that you can see red and it means youre mad
but if you see the world thru rose colored glasses youre an optimist
me: you know what is great
that im up here typing away
and then people ask for help
and they apologize
like sorry for interrupting
like im doing work
Sonya: you're working so hard
me: but really i just type at the speed of light
so it sounds like work.
Sonya: that's why they call you speed racer
keep up the good work
me: thanks.
you should talk
how many online quizzes have you taken today
lol
Sonya: probably somewhere in the ballpark of 6
I sent out an email to some people of a personality quiz that Sonya sent me that basically...drops the F bomb 23 times in each question and its answer choices, and then realized you can't take the quiz thru the email! Oops.
me: i hope everyone i sent that one to doesnt try to take it and get disappointed
Sonya: well they will just have to go on fb and do it
me: i didnt tell them it was from fb
Sonya: oh well
me: yea
oh well
theyll get over it
Sonya: or they'll burn you with their fucking taser
me: lolol
i want one
for bmore
Sonya: you can buy one from richard
me: who
Sonya: richard..the old mac senior guy
me: i dont know him.
Sonya: when he retired he said he was starting a taser business
me: i need a taser i can trust
whaaat
Sonya: and a sweatshirt business
me: are they at all related
taser resistant sweatshirt
Sonya: he made a christmas sweatshirt
with like a christmas tree and like eastern shore christmas on it
i was like..is this a joke
it wasn't
it was heinous
me: that woman was like it wont let me put in my bday
Sonya: caught in the act
me: and i asked did you put your birth year in 4 number format
and she said yes
and i went over there
and the year was 76
Sonya: didn't you know 2 numbers is the new 4
me: shit
ive been an asshole to so many people in this lab
why didnt anyone tell me
Sonya: if that guy turns around and catches you chomping on that sugar daddy..that would be embarassing
me: i know
see what i mean
i really am chomping too
good word
Sonya: i saw it
me: its like on my face
i cant get it off
i had to add paper to the copy machine while you were gone
someone came up and said the copier was out of paper
and i put some in
but my hands were all sticky
and when he came up i was chompin
me: wait do you really think he needs more help
or are you just being sarcassy
you like that, i mixed up sarcastic and sassy
me: ps. if you had to choose
and try to remain unbiased even tho i already referred to my watch as purple
but would you say this watch is pink or purple
me: i am goign to get some dove bar soap
after work
wouldnt that be cheaper tha bodywash
Sonya: yeah bar soap is like $2.50 or something for 2 bars
me: damn.
i been ripped off
Sonya: and it lasts a while
i think you overuse liquid bodywash
me: yea i think you are right
i go through it fast
Sonya: except..my dad told me he uses like 2 bars of soap a week
me: WHAT
that is insane
is he ocd
by chance
Sonya: yeah i'm like..i use one bar of soap in a month..
i guess he's tall..
me: is he like ethan hawke in gattaca
Sonya: sure so then i asked how he does that and he said it's normal..and he called his friend and asked him and he said he uses 2 bars a week too!
me: did you get what i meant by that ethan hawke reference
Sonya: i ignored it
me: i noticed..
Another guy accuses me of trying to steal his identity when I ask for his SSN. But then he says I can have it because I probably have better credit.
me: 2 in a row
2 days in a row
Sonya: o.m.g
do it
take his identity
me: at least he was realistic
about his identity
the other guy was all paranoid
We discuss a customer that creeped us out and how he hasn't been by in awhile.
Sonya: does he still come here???
whoo is he
me: no thats what bern was talkin about
its like
voldemort
Sonya: ohh ok
me: he who must not be named
Sonya: lol
me: we cant say his name. or we might jinx it
Sonya: and d** w*****
me: and he'll come back
lol
DW
DW
dont speak it
Sonya: he stilll comes in!
me: its like... when you say beetlejuice 3 times
and he appears
me: but thats what im saying. this guy has me all freaked out
bc he was acting shady
Sonya: he was being a creep
me: he did say i was dapper though
A third person accuses me of trying to steal his identity.
me: 3rd one
holy shit
do i have a guilty face or something
That is all for today!!! Happy Friday!
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