Work in Progress

me: like just now
this guy came up to robin and was like. the computer says someone else is using my social security number
and shes like oh well i'll check it out
and she went to his computer. and in BRIGHT RED LETTERS
VERBATIM
Please correct the following:The user name you selected is already in use by another user. Please choose another.
not SSn... USER NAME
Meredith: ohhh
me: so she goes someone else has this name already
we need to getyou a new one
what is the first letter of your first name?
he goes "no i want somethign that i can remember"
...............
Meredith: lol
"MyTruck"
"MyDogRex"
me: well its great bc then there is a hint question and people dont remember their answers
its like "my favorite pet"
"who do i love"
"my favorite color"
"my name"
im not even kidding