My Paint Skillz Expozed

I don't know if it's because Kendall is gone, or because Sonya is coming back so soon, or because I am going to New Orleans Thursday morning, or because the weather is AMAZING, or what, but it seems like time is standing still this week. Yes it is past 3 pm.. thank goodness, soon we'll be making the announcement that we're closing and to get the H-E-Double Hockey Sticks out!! Yea that's right. I went there. Jay told me today that my blog drops the F bomb too much. WTF. To that I say..... BOMBS AWAY!!!

Thank you, Paint.

But for real, I will tone it down because I like Jay and I don't want him to boycott the blog. Dennis wants to wash my car today when I get home from work. UGGGHHH. I get home from work and I have to do more work. My car is covered in pollen and it's supposed to rain for the next couple of days so I'm trying to weasel out of it but it is not looking good. I'm probably going to miss my true crime shows today - blast! I feel like that is how a lot of serial killers start out though... obsessing with past crimes. So maybe it's good if I take a break.

There is a man in here in the shape of a pear. Not pear-shaped... the actual shape of a pear. Imagine this with a head, arms, and legs. No wait I'll save you the trouble and picture it for you.

I have tried to obscure the race, gender (even though I already said man), and species of this creature by giving "it" a magenta skin tone and an uneven amount of fingers. Good luck figuring that out, losers!